18 years young. I love working my lame ass cashier job, and currently Im a freshman at Umass Amherst. Im bisexual, I love writing, Southpark, and running. This blogs basically whatever I feel like posting. Be entertained, much love. Im Emma, by the way,.

 

piercingsandink:

borderlineotaku:

davidhasslehoff:

i-need-a-minute:

If Disney Villains Were Beautiful

Source: http://imgur.com/DY6DTx

growing up means you stop being scared of the bad guy

and start wanting to have sex with them

i love this comment so much ^

radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

(Source: notkorra)

starkidsingalongsaftertheshow:

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

Pls

starkidsingalongsaftertheshow:

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

Pls

(Source: imgfave)

chill-um:

why isn’t it acceptable to wear a bra in public?

fuckyoutubers:

danisnotonfire:

Well here it is everyone! I Draw My Life :)

please help me out by reblogging this and as usual I’ll go through the notes and follow a bunch of you guys to say thank you! ^__^

nope this video didn’t make me cry at all 

daenystargaryen:

mnemehoshiko:

neoteotihuacan:

A few months back, a small twitter hashtag got kind of crazy - #overlyhonestmethods

Its a hashtag full of scientists admitting shortcuts in research, along with the daily face palms and annoyances of a scientific lifestyle. Science is hard, yo. 

I decided to steal some of the more popular tweets from the trending hashtag along with some random images of scientists from Google image search and combine them. This is the result. it works, I think. 

The full album can be found here: http://imgur.com/a/x77kL

I HAVE SO MUCH HATE FOR PAYWALLS.